Feeling sluggish? Have some Pussy!
Would you like your pussy in a glass, or from the can?
There’s a new energy drink in town. It’s called Pussy. You drink it. Surely named so you can say, “I need some Pussy right now.”
“Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.”
Apparently Crunk Juice and Drank weren’t enough. Don’t be surprised if Tropic Thunder’s Booty Sweat really hits the shelves. LOL! 
